Sunday, September 12, 2010

Disneyland Corn Dogs - Crispy Deliciousness Like No Other!

Check out this exclusive video of me enjoying a delicious contribution to obesity caused by eating food at Disneyland! (Does that sentence make sense?!)

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Part of a Balanced Breakfast



The only reason why I love Lucky Charms is for those stale, crispy marshmallows. Get yours at CerealMarshmallows.com

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Friday, September 3, 2010

They Plump When You...

It's Labor Day weekend. Labor Day means barbecues. And barbecues means hot dogs. As a child of the '80s my hot dog of choice was Ballpark Franks.

They *plump* when you cook them.

I didn't quite understand the kinkiness of that slogan, but the phallic commercial made me feel... strange... and excited.

Stick this in your bun!



But my favorite childhood hot dog wasn't a hot dog. It was the Oscar Mayer CHEESE dog. Sure it didn't plump (giggle), but it had a creamy, cheesy center. A scientific food marvel that blew my mind. How can you resist this?