Saturday, April 23, 2011

MAKIN' STUFF! Hi-C's Ecto Cooler - *UPDATE!*

Alright kiddies, I know it's been a while since I've posted here, but it's time for an UPDATE!!!!

If you'd recall, I did a little "MAKIN' STUFF!" post about Ecto-Cooler a while back. And while it seems I had cracked the code and possibly created the closest incarnation to our beloved high-sugar drink in my very own kitchen, it turns out there may be an EASIER WAY!!!!! Watch the video below and see if my pal Andrew saved us all from having to buy all the ingredients and waste our time making the glorious bile!

Monday, January 24, 2011

Viral at Work!

Here's a new little feature on the site where I post videos that are currently "viral" at my work-place. In other words, this video is making the rounds amongst the funny kids at work. I'm sure you'll enjoy this as much as we all do!

So to kick off this new feature we have a fairly frightening video that pretty much deals with HOW NOT to raise your kid! It's a video about a poor young future ruined child who no doubt was FORCED to perform this unintelligible (unlistenable) song on LIVE tv. To make it better (or worse depending on who's watching), the video has been slowed down to make the poor child sound like a drunk 40 year old! ENJOY!

The 80s Made Me Fat is STILL ALIVE!

No we didn't have a heart attack and keel over! I've been neglecting the site like a bad father letting his son walk home from school in the rain while I watch reruns of Married with Children and eat crispy delicious chickens out of a bucket in the nude! WHEW!

Anyway, the site is "coming back" in a big way, and instead of focusing on one topic, namely things that contributed to adulthood obesity, we're gonna post all sorts of crazy shit! So stay tuned, again, and keep checking back for some great stuff to come!

To whet your appetite, here's a classic short music video/thingy that I made for the wonderful classic Felix Figueroa and his Orchestra tune... PICO AND SEPULVEDA!!!

Friday, November 5, 2010

Pioneer Chicken

Hello? Is anybody out there?

As a kid of the '80s I grew up with two kinds of fast food fried chicken: Kentucky Fried and Pioneer. My choice was Pioneer.

First of all, a kid doesn't care about herbs and spices. Second, things that are fried are supposed to be crispy. The Colonial's original recipe is NOT crispy.

Soggy Fried Chicken

But most importantly, Pioneer chicken was suuuuuuuuuper greasy. It was finger-lickin', bowel-lubricating guuuuuuuud.